Posts Tagged ‘Funny’

This is What Happens When You Rely on Spell Check

September 14, 2012

 

 

Our children are abandoning spelling skills in favor of a very dubious system known as auto correct:

 

 

 

 

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Top Ten Funny Excuses For Being Late To School

August 30, 2012

Courtesy of funny.com:

1. They’re always ringing the bell before I get there.

2. I saw a sign that read “School Ahead. Go Slow.”, so I did.

3. My watch was set to Tokyo time.4. I had to feed my pet piranha.

5. My alarm clock kept going off while I was asleep.

6. Sorry–usually my punctuation skills are excellent.

7. I was dreaming about a basketball ball game, and it went into overtime.

8. I’m on time–everyone else is early.

9. I told you if I wasn’t here, you should go ahead and start without me.

10. What? I thought this place was open until three thirty!

 

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Brilliant Rap Song By Parents About Parenting

August 17, 2012

It’s rap Friday and this one has particular resonance. It’s about the sacrifices parents make and the demands placed on them.

Enjoy!

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Who Said Grammar Isn’t Important?

July 17, 2012

I found this particular sign very amusing:

 

 

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Cash-Strapped School Auctions Itself on eBay

July 3, 2012

Interesting idea. Hope it works:

A CASH-strapped US high school hopes to raise money from a wealthy benefactor by auctioning itself on eBay.

Officials at The Learning Center in Langhorne, Pennsylvania, are seeking bids starting around $US600,000 ($548,000) to offset steep budget cuts.

The eBay listing describes the public alternative school for at-risk teens as “pre-owned” and “slightly used.”

The winner won’t own the school, which is located near Philadelphia. But he or she will get a naming opportunity, a free large pizza and the satisfaction of “delivering an education to a group of kids who could really use it”.

If a bidder is found it will be the first time someone buys a school in return for a free pizza.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4WR53HPyQE