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The Classroom Management System I Wish Someone Had Taught Me

July 5, 2026

When I was doing my teaching rounds, I watched two experienced teachers break down in tears in front of me because of how their classes were treating them.

I was a student teacher. About to be assessed on my own lesson delivery. And the teachers I was meant to be learning from were falling apart.

That was my introduction to classroom management in the real world.

I had spent years at university being trained to teach. To plan lessons, to differentiate content, to build relationships with students. What I had not been taught, not once, in any meaningful practical way, was how to lead a room.

So I did what a lot of caring teachers do. I went out into the yard during breaks instead of sitting in the staffroom. I got to know the students. I built rapport. I made them like me. And when my assessment lessons came around, the classes were silent. You could hear a pin drop.

I thought I had cracked it.

The university assessors saw straight through it. They gave me mediocre marks for classroom management. Not because the room was noisy. It was not. But because they could see I had no system. No procedures. No natural authority. I had called in a favour. And a favour is not a strategy.

In the early days of my teaching career I struggled immensely with classroom management for exactly that reason. The rapport was always there. The warmth was always there. The genuine love for the students was always there from day one.

It just was not enough.

What I eventually discovered, after years of trial and error, is that caring teachers do not fail because they care too much. They fail because they were never given a system that their caring personality could actually work through.

The standard classroom management advice is built for a different personality type. Be firm. Assert dominance. Show them who is boss. That advice lands badly on a teacher who got into this because they wanted to inspire people. It feels like being asked to become someone else entirely.

After twenty five years in education, including time as a classroom teacher and Head of High School, I built a framework specifically for caring teachers. Not a system that asks you to harden up. A system that works with who you already are.

I call it the CALM Method.

C, Claim the Start. The first five minutes of every lesson sets the emotional temperature for everything that follows. A structured, purposeful opening changes everything.

A, Arrive Prepared. Predictability is not the enemy of great teaching. It is the foundation of it. The most difficult students in any classroom do not need excitement. They need certainty.

L, Leverage Key Relationships. Your genuine care for students is your greatest asset. The CALM Method shows you how to make it work for you rather than against you.

M, Mean It Every Time. Consistency is not harshness. It is being the same teacher on Monday as you are on Friday. The room reads every exception as an opportunity.

I made a video walking through the full CALM Method and the story behind it. If you are a caring teacher who is struggling with classroom management, or if you know one, this is where to start.

Watch it here: https://youtu.be/C8yOzE3Hn1c

And if you want the full framework in a single document, the free CALM Method guide is available at confidentteachingacademy.com

The system I wish someone had handed me in my first year exists now. I built it so you do not have to spend a decade working it out the hard way.

Online Teaching is the Hardest Job I’ve Ever Had

April 12, 2020

My whole teaching philosophy revolves around the classroom environment.

People are social animals and the benefit of the classroom is it has the potential to combine positive social interactions with real learning and inquiry.

Take the “real” classroom away, and it’s just not the same thing.

Add the typical and completely understandable fears of young children who are aware of the scope of the virus but don’t exactly know how to deal with the insecurities it brings means you’ve got a tough time getting children to concentrate.

But that’s not all.

Forget about group tasks, maths games and interactive activities. Gone!

You want to teach a new skill? Good luck! Not going to be easy.

And what happens if you are in the same position as I am, and you find yourself teaching to 25 of your own students whilst your 2 elder children are engaged in their own virtual learning experience whilst your baby is permanently attached to your lap reaching for any keyboard button she can reach.

I didn’t sign up to teach Maths whilst changing a soiled nappy!

All conventions are out the window and the million questions you get on an average working day is tripled by lunchtime.

“I Can’t Find the File”

“What do we have to do again?”

“Do I write or type my answers?”

“How long do you want it?”

All these questions were answered clearly online, but what kid listens to a teacher who is 3 suburbs away?

And don’t get me started with my blasted WIFI connection!

After a day of this (starting at 8.45 and finishing at 4), I collapse on the carpet in the fetal position. I always finish a school day exhausted. It’s like a badge of honour – an award in recognition of my dedication and passion. But I have never been so exhausted as a teacher.

At least I have the best class in the world and I have done everything in my powers to allay their fears and provide some humour.

I just wish I could have my classroom back.

Instead of wasting your energy fighting over the last packet of pasta on the supermarket shelves check out my hilarious new children’s book, My Favourite Comedian. Already an Amazon.com.au bestseller, this book is great for kids and could prove useful if their school shuts down.  It’s perfect for children aged 9 to 14 and the ideal class novel for Upper Primary students. You can buy a copy by clicking on this link.

6 Reasons to Install Cameras in Classrooms

November 24, 2019

 

I know I’m alone on this one.

My colleagues have let me know in no uncertain terms that I must have rocks in my head for supporting such an initiative, but it is my position that we would be better off having our lessons filmed by cctv cameras.

One interesting point from the recent Barb Williams story (video available above) is how brilliant it was that there were cameras in the hallways capturing her unacceptable treatment of the young child. What if there was no footage? How then, would we have drawn attention to her actions?

The following are the reasons for my position regarding cameras in the classroom:

1. Why shouldn’t improper actions by teachers be uncovered? If you are a good, or even an adequate teacher you have nothing to worry about, but if you are a danger to your students or you are inappropriate, you will be caught and sanctioned accordingly.

2. There are rising concerns over false reporting of teacher abuse. Cameras in the classrooms will deter students from making up or exaggerating stories and there will be proof for those that have a valid case. Documentary evidence will prevent the difficult situation of “his word against mine.”

3. This initiative will deter students from misbehaving and will also deter teachers from making poor decisions.

4. Some will talk about the need for privacy. Who needs privacy? Privacy from whom? This isn’t going to be streamed on the net, it is going to be available to superiors who will use it to protect those that are entitled to protection.

5. Teachers won’t like it, but our primary focus is the wellbeing of our students. When analysing the benefits of any education initiative, the impact it would have on students is paramount. If this will protect vulnerable students surely it’s worthwhile regardless of what teachers think.

6. This would be extremely effective in regards to children with disabilities and others that wouldn’t be able to properly convey a case of impropriety against a teacher.

I realise I am alone on this one but I can’t help but think of all the cases of abuse that we are unaware of because it goes unreported or cannot be proven.

 

Michael Grossman is the author of the children’s book, My Favourite Comedian. You can buy a copy by clicking on this link.

If Their Parents Aren’t Reading Why Should They?

November 10, 2019

 

It’s all well and good to advocate healthy reading habits for our children and students, but when they don’t have parents who read regularly, you can understand why it’s an uphill battle.

If you want your kids to read, how about taking up reading yourselves? Or better yet, regularly read with your children.

My new novel, My Favourite Comedian, is designed to be enjoyed out loud. I want parents and children to read the book to each other. It generates bonding time and fosters a love of literature.

We need to get parents reading again because the statistics paint a gloomy picture:

But according to Pew Research Center, roughly a quarter of American adults don’t read books at all. In fact in 2018, the research group released figures suggesting that 24 percent of American adults say they have not read a book — in part or whole, in print or electronically or audibly — in the past year.

I plan to release the ebook version of my book free of charge for the first month or so to provide teachers and parents with a free resource in which to promote reading in the home and classroom.

My World Famous Teaching Brain Fart

August 12, 2019

You know those times when you think you have worked out the solution to a nagging problem?

You think you are a genius. If only everyone was as creative as you.

But then you discover that there is a great reason why no one else would tackle the problem the way you did – because it is a horrible solution, one that will end up biting you on the proverbial.

And that’s exactly what happened to me.

My students, like every other kid their age, have no control over their bowels. Farts are a common fixture of my classroom. One fart I can tolerate. Two is unlucky. Then there are those days where the farts roll along in a continuous tirade. Death by a thousand squeaks.

Worse than the smell, is the ensuing laughter and embarrassment from the custodian of the said fart. And then there’s the sweater over the nose ritual and the exaggerated, “that stinks something awful!” It is a very disruptive force for the the teacher and it is very hard to get the kids back on task.

The worst are the quiet ones.  That’s when the self-appointed CSI forensic squad feel they have to investigate the owner of the smell and lay as much blame as possible. This turns into Law and Order as the accused always denies the claims and calls for a lie detector to back them up. This scene always finishes in tears.

After a number of these incidents in the one calendar year, I had reached the end of my tether. I couldn’t do it anymore. It was time to take control.

So I did.

Kind of …

I told my students that passing wind is normal and natural and everyone does it. I advised them that this shouldn’t be disrupting class and that the investigations were unnecessary. I suggested that from now on, whenever someone farted they could just blame it on me. They can pretend I did it and have a small chuckle at my expense. They all liked the idea.

This wasn’t an easy thing for me to try. There are 2 nightmare scenarios I have in teaching. I am not in the least bit embarrassed about making a spelling mistake or mucking up a math sum in front of the students. It doesn’t worry me if I can’t answer a student’s question. The only two things that would cause me immense shame is farting or vomiting in front of my class.  But I was desperate and was prepared to give it a go.

And what would you know, it worked like a charm. A kid would let one go and they would all turn to me and say “Mr. G! You did it!”

Then they would quickly calm down, no formal investigation, no feelings hurt and carry on with the lesson.

How could this brilliant idea go wrong?

A few months later, my class, together with a number of other classes and their teachers met in the music room for a meditation lesson conducted by a visiting expert. I was impressed how well the instructor got the kids quiet and they seemed to be following her directions without cynicism or immaturity.

The room was completely silent. That was, until one child let the trumpet out of the bag.

Without hesitation, my class turned to me in front of a number of my colleagues and half the primary school and shouted. “That was Mr. G! Mr. G farted!”

All I could do was squirm in my seat. Red as a beetroot.

From then on, I happily allowed my students to blame each other all they wanted for any farts that surfaced. Go for your life. I am staying out of it!

Teach Math Like Its Never Been Taught Before

March 15, 2018

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When you begin teaching your 5th or 6th Grade Math class, you often start with a high dose of ego.

You tell yourself that you can easily set any struggling student right by carefully and clearly explaining the skills and processes involved.

And then reality sinks in. It’s clearly not as easy as that.

There is a reason why your struggling students have continued to struggle throughout their first 5 or so years of schooling. It’s not the strength of the teachers they’ve encountered, because chances are, there have been some extremely adept teachers who have used tried and true methods for helping those student bridge the ever widening gaps.

Many teachers have expressed a reluctance of teaching 5th sand 6th Grade Math due to the introduction of concepts and skills which many Primary teachers find difficult. In truth, the major test of a 5th or 6th Grade teacher is not the skills itself, but rather the challenge of helping students learn skills they haven’t been able to grasp from their talented and competent previous teachers.

In order to cut through, teachers are therefore required to change things up. To employ slightly different ways of teaching the same skill. The following are some adjustments that work for me.

  1. Integrate the Skill in a Game – Kids love winning and try to avoid losing at all cost. Game play provides an incentive for children to learn skills that they may have ordinarily have claimed was too difficult. Dice games are the best because it provides a randomness that allows weaker students to often prevail over stronger students. I am constantly blown away by how effective game play is to break through to kids who usually struggle with Math.
  2. Change the wording – The wording of Math is so scientific and technical. Does it have to be? Absolutely not. So change it up. Instead of numerator and denominator, I use top bunk and bottom bunk. It helps. It doesn’t mean I will never teach them the right terminology, it just means I am more focused on the skill that the wording which can often intimidate.
  3. Reinforce the Objectives of Math – There is a reason why Math was invented and kids need to know that to be able to relate to it. I tell my students Math was invented for 2 main purposes. Firstly, to save us time. So instead of having to add 7 +7 a total of 8 times, I can just apply the sum 7×8, which is much quicker and easier. And secondly, for fairness. When I am dividing a birthday cake, everyone wants an equal sized piece. It turns out that children deeply value fairness and relate to the idea of resorting to shortcuts. Why not then explain how the skill of the day fits into one or both of the above categories?
  4. Bite Sized Pieces – I can’t tell you how many students I have confronted in the upper years who weren’t able to read time from an analogue clock. The big mistake, as I eluded to earlier, is to think that a careful and patient demonstration of what the big and little hands tell us will work. Again, you can bet that plenty of highly competent teachers have tried without success. My strategy is to break up the skill into small, bite-sized pieces. I tell them to ignore the hour hand. Pretend it doesn’t exist. Just focus on the minute hand. The next step is to show them the function of the minute hand and not move on until they get it. Only then do I introduce the hour hand. The problem that I have found is that reading an analogue clock involves a level of multitasking which kids (boys especially) find very intimidating. Take it slowly. One skill at a time. They respond better to that.
  5. Use What They Know – Students tend to do much better with currency than decimals. This is quite ironic, as decimals and currency are essentially the same thing. I tell all my students who struggle with decimals to pretend that 0.75 for example, is 75 cents. It helps! Math professors would be irate if they found out I was doing this. They would remind me that students will become unstuck when they encounter a decimal like 0.751, which doesn’t work with the currency technique. So what! Once I have taught them through currency their confidence levels are so high, I have found they are quite receptive to learning the differences that exist between decimals and money.

By the time your students have reached 5th Grade, they already have a sense for whether they like a subject and whether they are proficient at it. It’s so hard to turn the unconfident and unenthusiastic learners around.

But don’t give up. Just do it differently.

Michael Grossman is the author of the hilarious new children’s book, My Favourite Comedian. You can download a free ebook copy by clicking here or buy a copy by clicking on this link.

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Athletes Can Share Their Political Views but Teachers Can’t

February 19, 2018

Laura Ingram is wrong about LeBron James. He, and all other athletes are entitled to give whatever opinion they want, whether it be about sport, art or politics. Just like plumbers, engineers and dentists, he can say whatever he chooses.

There is only one profession in which it would be a problem if they were to vocalise their political views – the schoolteacher.

It is not our job to fill impressionable young children with our politics, but rather to give them the tools to make their own observations and build their own understandings.

I don’t want my students to think like me, I want them to think according to their own value system and find their own place in the world.

So LeBron can say whatever he chooses … at least until he stops dribbling and trades his multi million dollar career for a teacher’s wage.

Don’t Just Charge the Student, Reinstate the Teacher

March 7, 2016

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Charging the 16 year old who stole a teacher’s phone and disseminated her private photos isn’t enough. The teacher involved should have never been asked to resign, and deserves her job back:

 

The teacher of the 16-year-old who distributed semi-naked pictures of her around school has said she is “relieved” he is being held accountable for his actions with felony charges now against him.

Leigh Ann Arthur’s unlocked phone was taken from her desk by one of her students who found partially naked pictures of his teacher on it. He is accused of then taking photos of the images using his own phone before distributing them around the class.

Ms Arthur says she was then forced to resign after the school told her contract would be terminated if she didn’t quit.

Four of the photos were also printed out and put in Ms Arthur’s letterbox with a “threatening” message on the back of one of them, the teacher has said, according to ABC News.

Her student is now facing felony charges for violating the Computer Crimes Act and for “aggravated voyeurism”, according to police chief Sam White.

 

 

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A Bad Day or a Bad Teacher? (Video)

February 17, 2016

 

Sometimes I feel that the true worth of a teacher is measured by how restrained they are on their worst days. All teachers have days where they are struggling to control their urge to explode at students or the class. But the best teachers find a way to stay calm and maintain a consistency in mood.

I’m not sure this teacher acts like this on a regular basis, and I don’t really like her belittling tone or the employment of a “calm down chair” (a chair I recommend her use for herself), but if her worth was measured by this episode, I wouldn’t have thought she’d have scored very highly.

Hopefully she can use this experience to help motivate herself to be much better on a bad day.

 

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The Countries Where Teachers Are Paid the Most

December 3, 2015

 

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Luxembourg gets the gold medal by a fair distance!

 

 

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