Teacher as Imposter

I once watched the movie Speed and asked why Sandra Bullock didn’t just stop the bus.

Now I teach comprehension.

I once poured glue all over my hands so I wouldn’t drop the ball during recess.

Now I teach sport.

I was once asked to recite my tables and replied, “Dining Table, Kitchen Table, Tressle Table …”

Now I teach Maths.

I once humiliated myself by spelling organism incorrectly.

Now I teach science.

I once shattered a shower screen.

Now I teach singing.

I once thought General Patton was a make of car.

Now I teach history.

Michael Grossman is the author of the hilarious new children’s book, My Favourite Comedian. You can buy a copy by clicking on this link.

Tags: Education, Funny, Humor, Humour, Teacher Training, Teachers, Teaching

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